There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Laura Pratz..

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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