What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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