nathan palmer has a big head !

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's big? Jupiter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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