- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

does this look unsure to you?

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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