What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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