Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Hitler

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Winking at old people

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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