Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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live babies

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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