Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Knock knock! Yes?

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potato

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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That's unfortunate.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Anti Joke

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