What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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You.

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Global Warming.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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William Raines.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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make me a sandwich!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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I have no joke. u mad?

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guess what?

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Anti Joke

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