Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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I won the game.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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jokes r dumb

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