So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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