- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

Women rights..

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Small breasts.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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