Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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justin littleton. nuff said

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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