What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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The WNBA.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Women's rights.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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