"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A black succeeds

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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