Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Jews for Jesus

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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