No.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Well, this is fun.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Womens rights.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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