- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

race-car = rac-ecar

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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