- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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