What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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