- Anti Joke

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock come in

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy