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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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