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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

binladin walks into the american seals

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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