Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Justin Bieber

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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