Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A woman walks into a bar.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Yes

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

oh hey.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

binladin walks into the american seals

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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