- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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