there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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