- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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