- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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