- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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