- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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