- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A baby seal walks into a club.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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