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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game