- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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