- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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