a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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