- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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