What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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outside your comfort zone

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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