Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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