Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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