Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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no rasist joks

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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