What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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alert('The Game')

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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