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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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