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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

a black man pays his child support

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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