Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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