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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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