- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Where's my baby??

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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