- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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