What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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