- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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