- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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