- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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