- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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