Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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dat shoe shine tho

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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