whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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