- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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