1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's better than a stick? A stone

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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