How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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