- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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