whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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