- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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