A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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