- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your girlfriend.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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