- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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