- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

The child was fired from his job.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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