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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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