- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A blind man walks into a library.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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