What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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whats my name? Matt

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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