steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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I C U P White stuff

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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I'm so punny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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