- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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