How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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