- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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