Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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