- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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