Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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