How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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