Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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