- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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