- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How old is victor? Half past dead

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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