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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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