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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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