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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

My cat just died.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Ross.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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