Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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