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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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