- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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