Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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