How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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