Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Actually it was me Josh brown

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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