What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yellow People !!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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