- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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