- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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