- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Suck pussy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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