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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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