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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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