What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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