- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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