What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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