What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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God is real.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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