- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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