What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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