- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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