- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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