- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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