- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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