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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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