Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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pobody's nerfect

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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my penis

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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