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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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