How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Anti Joke

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