- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Apple hates Blackberry.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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