Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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