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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

roses are red poo is poo

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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