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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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