Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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