What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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