- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

you give like i give lomain

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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