- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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